Murder by Appointment


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Death at a Funeral | COMING FALL 2017
Legendary adult film star Dirk Swank passed away tragically on the set of the TITANIC-inspired parody, 'Titanus'. He is survived by his flirtatious wife, adult film star Kara Hardcore; his spoiled children, cosmetic surgeon Dr. Adam Swank and international hand model Miss Eve Swank; and his dog, Isis. The service will be presided over by the Reverend Petter Patter of The Church of Really, Really Late Saints. This is one funeral you don't want to miss! 

Jingles! A Musical Murder Mystery | 
COMING FALL 2017
​Victoria's Secrets, purveyor of the world's sexiest lingerie, is holding its annual jingle contest. The winning jingle gets $100, 000.00 and will be featured in next year's global marketing campaign!  Join lingerie tycoon Victor Secrets, celebrity judges Monty Crue and Heidi Gloom, and vocal coach Cadence Clearwater as they look to uncover the next voice of Victoria's Secrets! This is one killer competition.


​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​The Unusual Suspects | BEST SELLER
In this play within a play, director Simone Jowel is in a small town near you and she's looking for actors to star alongside stage and screen legends Dizzie Taylored and Richard Hurtin in the new play, DEATH IN A SMALL TOWN. It's a killer show... literally!


Casablanc-ah Canadian-ah | BEST SELLER
The Canadian Beaver is up for auction at Dick's Cafe and everyone is dying to own it. In fact, someone will kill for it! Help Dick unravel the mystery of the Beaver in our parody of the classic Humphrey Bogart film, CASABLANCA. 







 




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Murder Al Dente | BEST SELLER

After an assassination attempt on their beloved patriarch Fast Eddy, the Salmoneli Family calls an emergency meeting with the mob families in town because a stomach donor is needed to save Fast Eddy's life. That is, if  the hit man doesn't return to finish the job! This is one offer you shouldn't refuse.


Shady Acres

Real estate mogul Donald Hump is unveiling Phase I of his latest development: Shady Acres, a deluxe retirement condominium community in the new Hump Tower. It's a state-of-the-old-fart facility... and people are just dying to get in! This is one shady deal.


Clued Out

​Was it Professor Prune with the pipe in the library? Or was it Colonel Ketchup in the kitchen with the noose? Or perhaps it was Mrs. Cookoo in the library with the gun? Join Whatswith, the Butler, and the rest of the zany cast of characters in Murder by Appointment's hilarious parody of the comedy classic, CLUE!


Viva Las Elvis!

Colonel Korn is holding a contest to find a new Elvis to headline his Dead Legends Tour, and the best of the worst Elvis impersonators are competing for the crown. When the song-and-dance competition takes a deadly turn, it's up to the Detective, Al Shookup, to figure out which of the 'Suspicious Minds' is the killer! 


The Case of Dry Belch

The town's folk of Dry Belch are up in arms after ruthless rancher Bonanza Cartwright announces his plans to build a railroad straight through their sleepy town... and straight through Kitty's Saloon! Murder by Appointment gives a new meaning to the term 'Wild West' with its parody of the Mel Brooks comedy classic, BLAZING SADDLES!


Murder A La Mode
​It's Fashion Week, and designer Daisy Bloom is launching a new line. Unfortunately for her, it's a cut-throat industry! When the fashion event of the year becomes a murderous affair, it's up to Detective Teddy Carruthers from the Royal Canadian Dogsled Police to get to the bottom of this fashion faux-pas.


The Cursed Coven

​It's All Hallows Eve and all Hell is about to break loose when Queen Lateetha discovers that her coven of witches is plotting her demise. Murder by Appointment delves into the supernatural in this side-splittingly funny murder mystery featuring a ghoulish cast which includes Weeping Willy, an 8-foot tall talking tree!   


A Vow of Murder (by Greg Tremblay)

Rocco and Roxanne are getting married... and their families are at war over it. The groom has money, the bride has no class, and the wedding is out of control! You and your guests are cordially invited to attend the trashiest wedding of the season where 'Til death do us part' is not a vow, it's a promise!


A Christmas Caper
Ebenezer Screwed and Jacob Hardly (founders of Screwed Hardly, the leading manufacturer of Christmas lawn ornaments) are hosting their annual staff Christmas party and you and your guests are invited. It's the most wonderful time of the year... that is, until the Ghost of Christmas Past crashes the party! When the evening takes a deadly turn, it's up to Nick Saint and his sidekick Chris Mingle to find the Christmas killer. Yule die laughing! 


Not in the mood for murder? 

Sudbury Night Live

MBA presents Sudbury Night Live, an evening of topical sketch comedy in the style of the iconic, Emmy Award-winning Saturday Night Live! Featuring a special musical guest and skits like "News North: Sudbury Edition", "Ebony & Ivory on Serious FYI Radio", "The Pride Parade", "The Office Party", "Message from The Godfather", "eHarmony", "Hockey Night" and "The Walmart Return Line", Sudbury Night Live has something for everyone! 


Corporate Entertainment

Are you hosting an international business conference or corporate function? Are you wanting to add a local or Canadian touch to your event? Canada is known for its self-deprecating humour and MBA offers corporate entertainment with skit comedy as Canadian as poutine! With skits about Mounties, ice fishing, hunting, Hockey Night in Canada, and a parody of the "I Am Canadian" commercial, MBA's corporate entertainment is truly unparalleled... and truly Canadian!

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